There is no chance, coincidence
or accident
in a world ruled by divine order.
George Clinton
(Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts)
• • •
It will take a trip to the
Maury Povich show,
followed by a nasty paternity suit - instituted by her father, at the barrel
of a shotgun,
for me to say "I Do" again - no matter how sexy her ball and chain might be.
- Charlesjackson, Comedian
• • •
I'm not likely to kill myself, trying to
get rich.
But I am likely to die trying
- The Man
• • •
Life just is not fair.
I've been breathing and breathing for 50 years, trying to keep myself alive
so I could kick it with a girl as fine as Beyonce,
and then she turns around and gives herself to some young dude - with no
experience...
- Charlesjackson, Comedian
• • •
Give a man a fish, and he can eat one meal.
Give a man some crack, and he'll be too high to burglarize your house.
-
Charlesjackson, Comedian
• • •
I love women.
Two weeks back on the road
and I would be shooting groupies in my veins again.
- Retired R&B
singer, Barry Neville
• • •
Our young'n really cannot survive outside of this urban cage
that popular culture has built for them.
-
Tim Jackson
• • •
An eye for
an eye leaves the whole world blind.
-
Law and Order
• • •
A man with no education can rob a train. A man with an
education can steal the whole railroad.
- President Roosevelt
• • •
"Who knows of what great sapling we plant with this
seed..."
- Sarath Batugedera on the occasion of childbirth
• • •
The price we pay for apathy, are fewer resources to be
apathetic about.
-Sarath Batugedera
• • •
If we keep lowering the bar,
soon there will be no standards, only basics.
-Sarath Batugedera
• • •
And
if each sect of Christianity is allowed to interpret the bible
to fit it's own doctrine, then why read it at all.
You may as well just guess what it says.
-Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"Even the Devil knows well enough to
fear God."
- The Army of
One
• • •.
The Queen is just The King's Bitch.
-
Charlesjackson, Comedian
• • •
If only hypocrisy was as solid as phlegm,
we might all choke to death..
-Sarath Batugedera
• • •.
DEFINITION: Compassion (cum-pash-un) N.
To warn you in advance that you are about to step in some sh*t;
and then to help you find someone that might give a damn
if you decide to step in it anyway. (typically your grandmother...)
-Sarath Batugedera
• • •.
Don't play yourself.
Just because you can do something,
does not mean that you should do something.
The morgue is full of people that had every right in the world
to do the very thing that got their ass killed.
- CharlesJackson, Comedian
• • •.
| Über keinen Mann, der für das Privileg des Sterbens lebt, kann nicht mit verhandelt werden. |
| Ningún hombre que viva para el privilegio de morir no puede ser negociado con. |
| Aucun homme qui vit pour le privilège de la mort ne peut être été en pourparlers avec. |
| Any man that lives for the privilege of dying cannot be negotiated with. |
| Any questions... |
• • •
What is worse;
That men lie to women, in order to get that one thing;
Or that women lie to themselves in order to give it to us.
- The Man
• • •
“Our enemies are innovative and
resourceful, and so are we."
“They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our
people, and neither do we.”
- George W. Bush
• • •
"If I can't rule the world, then I don't much
care who does.
They may influence how I do my thing, but won't stop my thing from
getting done."
- The Man
• • •
"The people are like sheep, waiting to be
fleeced, eaten, or both."
- The Man
• • •
Economy and money matters always
trickle down.
It runs down the leg of humanity like piss - one drop at a time.
- The Man
• • •
“Once you say something stupid, you can never take it back.”
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
Poets describe Freedom as
something that people are willing to die for...
The Iraqi people should take note that "Freedom" - like physical custody of
Saddam is something they can only have if they are willing to kill for it.
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"Never is there any excuse for the violation of of the
fundamental rights of man
- not at any time or at any place, economic or political system."
- Ronald Wilson Reagan
• • •
After being a butcher and a baker, the dream of becoming
a
candlestick maker continues to allude me.
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
Every Clown Has The Right To Run His Own
Circus.
• • •
There is just Here with a "T"
• • •
If we spirits were to speak our minds,
who would allow us a moment's rest,
and who would spare our skins?
• • •
As Spirits, it is our skins that hold
us back and confine us.
- Sarath Batugedera -
• • •
The secret to using the subconscious mind is to refocus your attention.
• • •
Just Because You Can Do Something;
Does Not Mean That You Should Do Something.
The Morgues and Cemeteries are filled with people
that had every right in the world
to do the very thing that got them killed.
- CharlesJackson, Comedian -
• • •
Money will only solve money problems.
- The Man -
• • •
This or something better awaits you at the
summit of your journey.
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
W h a t d o e s i t
m a t t e r , w h o f a r t e d ?
O n c e i t ' s i n t h e a i
r , w e a l l h a v e t
o s m e l l i t .
- CharlesJackson, Comedian -
• • •
But if the slave has the courage
to lay something heavy across the owners head,
there is a chance that he will be free. Should he fail, at least in death,
he will be liberated from his
slavery.
- The Man -
(more)
• • •
We ask the police to Protect and To Serve,
But they seek to contain and control
-
the Man -
• • •
A man intent on dying for a cause,
may need to get a better negotiator
-
the Man
• • •
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin"
• • •
Never hold your farts in...
Otherwise, they travel up your spine into your brain,
And that's how you get shitty ideas!
-
?-
• • •
"Be truthful or be silent."
-
Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"...Look before you
leap. but don't just stand there."
-
Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"...when
you assume the appearance of power,
people soon give it to you.
"
-
Mayer Amschel Rothschild
• • •
Worry doesn't help tomorrow's troubles,
but it does ruin today's happiness.
- unknown
• • •
"The
human animal is the only one on earth
so intelligent that it can learn to be stupid"
- Therese Engelmann
• • •
"If
Pimping was easy, then everybody would be a Ho."
- CharlesJackson, Comedian
• • •
"Today's
mighty oak is just yesterday's nut,
that held its ground."
- Anonymous
• • •
It's better to apologize, than to ask permission
- Anonymous
• • •
As long as there are sheep, there will be
sheep-herders.
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
To appear in public, even once,
with his manhood not intact, reveals a
terrible character flaw that supposes that he may be willing to do it
again.
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"You can't change the past,
and you can't change the future, until it's breathing down your neck.
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"You will encounter many
piles of glittering gold along the road that you travel.
Leave them.
GOD will have you earn your gold."
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"
• • •
Wise man once say:
"Keep nose to grindstone, back to wall and ear to your own business."
• • •
"There is but one truth;
and I believe that I have just stated it."
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"When there is nothing left but God,
that is when you find out that God is all you need."
• • •
“To announce that there must be no
criticism of the president
is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable”
- Teddy Roosevelt (during World War I)
• • •
"After all of the blood that we have
spilled, one would think that we would realize that it's all the same color."
• • •
"Those who fight in wars have no
power to stop them."
"Those with the power to stop wars have no intention of fighting in them."
• • •
You cannot change the past, but the
past will change you
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"In war, only those who die ever come to
know peace"
• • •
"They say we have to fight to keep our
freedom,
Yet none of us seem free to not fight"
- Sartah Batugedera
• • •
The past has taught me just how volatile the future may be.
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
You Get What You Vote For...
• • •
"You can look at it any way that you
want to;
But that's not going to change how it really is."
- Sartah Batugedera
• • •
Love
at all cost.
• • •
An open heart contains the Universe.
• • •
Holy men do not become
righteous through their own actions.
They choose to become righteous through Gods actions.
-
Anonymous - Z
• • •
"Millions of years of evolution
and genetic engineering by your ancestors,
and in the end you can't control how your kids redistribute your DNA"
- charlesjackson, comedian
• • •
"But do you really have to wash - if you just don't pee on
your hands?"
- charlesjackson, comedian
• • •
"Mama. If I really do get hit by a car,
do you think that it will matter if I had on clean underwear"
- charlesjackson, comedian
• • •
Being sure you won't fail
is not as important as being sure you won't quit.
- sarath batugedera
• • •
bumaye!
• • •
When we draft young men for a
war, we reject the physically unfit,
the mentally inferior, the cowardly, and the morally deficient -
leaving them home to reproduce the race
while we send out the finest stock to be killed;
This is called "Defending The Future Of The Nation"?
Shall We Pray.
• • •
"Men hate to love women,
and women love to hate men"
-
Anonymous - Z
• • •
"Business is an art of removing money
from one man's pocket into yours without the use of a gun."
- Voltair
• • •
Truth erodes the surface
of reality;
As water does the surface of the earth.
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"I want to
see her with someone who won't wear her out,
because she's trying to change him..."
-
Anonymous Concerned Mother of A young daughter
• • •
"Reality
has its limitations. Dreams show you the way. ..."
-
Anonymous
• • •
"Ladies, a gentleman is
just a
man that you have yet to sleep with..."
-
The Man
• • •
"If I cut you, you'll bleed red..."
-
Philosopher
"If you don't, I'll cut your ass
again"
-
charlesjackson, comedian
• • •
"Absence of Evidence is not Evidence of
Absence"
-
Anonymous - Z
• • •
You're either getting better or you're getting worse;
nothing stays the same.
-
Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"Nothing humbles a man like brutality"
- Anonymous - Z
• • •
If You Can Fit In, Cool.
If You Can't, Then Go Ahead And Stand Out.
-
The Man
• • •
"I have decided no longer be
identified as an African American."
"Since I was born here, I'm a Native American"
-
charlesjackson, comedian
• • •
Enjoy your life.
If I were any happier, I would have to be sitting in heaven
-
Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"GOD is in your hands."
- Anonymous - Z
• • •Choose GOD, and GOD will choose your direction.
- sarath batugedera
• • •
"Everyone raise your hand into the air, and make a fist.
Now bring the fist down hard upon the head of the enemy!"
-
anonymous?
• • •
"GOD +1 = A Majority."
• • •
"After roughly 20 years of
Parenting, Anyone who is not an excellent Grand-Parent
should have been
aborted as a fetus."
-
charlesjackson, comedian?
• • •
"Would You Pick Your Nose In
Front Of GOD?"
-
charlesjackson, comedian?
• • •
"Even a
stopped clock is right twice a day"
-
Unknown
• • •
"When A Man Says "I Do", It's the Happiest Day Of Her
Life"
-
Al Bundy
• • •
"Life is tough. But life is even tougher, if you're
stupid..."
-
John Wayne
• • •
"Trying to change others is like a waterfall asking the rain
to stop."
-
Anonymous - Z
• • •
"You may only live once,
but there's nothing stopping you from living 2 or 3 lives during this one..."
- The Man
• • •
"If you are unwilling to start
at the bottom, you will never get to the top."
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"Wherever you find yourself,
There you are."
"If you're still there when next you find yourself, that's your fault."
• • •
"If you plan on half stepping, then don’t bother to step
at all.
Because the results are virtually the same."
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"Never Underestimate The
Power Of Humiliation."
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
Pursue
the pursuit, Regardless
-
Anonymous - Z
• • •
"Whatever
hits the fan will not be evenly distributed"
Anonymous
• • •
"Nothing
Is More Dangerous
Than Sincere Ignorance."
-
MLK
• • •
"Nothing Unreal Exists."
-
Anonymous - Z
• • •
"Existence is unreal."
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
With
no natural enemies, human beings have resorted to killing each other.
- The Book Of OZ
• • •
"Against Stupidity, The GODS Themselves
Contend In Vain."
- ASIMOV
• • •
"Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death"
-Patrick Henry (1736-179)
Full Text
(it was true then and it is true now)
• • •
"If they could control the weather,
they would sell us rain."
- Nteleky
• • •
"Girl, Find Yourself A Man, and Be
His Woman"
- The Man
• • •
It don't cost you nothing to flirt with
an ugly woman.
- The Man.
• • •
I don't have to be Miss
Cleo to figure out the outcome of your wedding...
There are going to be a few years of happiness,
followed by a lifetime of marriage...
- charlesjackson, comedian
• • •
Expectations are Premeditated Resentments.
Anonymous - Z
• • •
Son, if you ever get to the point that
you can understand women,
you probably will have become one..
- Daddy.
• • •
"I shall fear no man
but GOD"
"Truth may be stranger
than fiction, but it is still the TRUTH"
It is the nature of man to seek order
in his environment
• • •
Those who expect the worst, will be thus rewarded.
Sarath Batugedera
• • •
The best way to play 'em is to
just play 'em.
- The Man
Anonymous - Z: 
"Holiness and fear do not know each other."
"Fear nothing. But be cautious of those who
would have you fear everything."
"All humanity must learn the gift of loving all
the Universe, as all the Universe loves the gift of
all humanity."
"To know your path you must hear your voice as
if it were the voice of god."
"To learn, learn." "Counterclockwise
is clockwise to the clock." |
"If I had wings like a bird, boy would your car be in
trouble"
charlesjackson
comedian
• • •
|
"The
bars close at 2 AM. There aint nothing opened
at 3 AM but legs, |
To
be crazy is to be the most sane and to be sane
is to be the most crazy
- Anonymous - Z
• • •
Truth Points To
Itself.
-
Anonymous - Z
• • •
The Harder That I
Work, The Luckier I Get
- Guy Wezger (NHL Player)
• • •
If true happiness can be
achieved only through a state of nothingness,
you're going down the right path.
-
Anonymous - Z
• • •
I've always wanted to sky dive,
but I could never trust anyone else to pack the chute, and I
don't know how..
- Bryant Gumbel
• • •
" Insanity: The inability
to pretend to be sane".
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"Show me the man
who has never had his ass kicked,
and I'll show you a man who has never kicked any ass."
- Dudley
• • •
To The aspiring artist...
It's easier to starve than it is to struggle.
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"Kissing is As Close To Fucking,
As Farting Is To Shitting"
-
My Girlfriend's Mama
• • •
If you're going
to worry, aint no point in praying.
If you're going to pray, aint no point in worrying.
- Soul Food TV Series
• • •
Today is the most
important day of your life. Without it there can be no
tomorrows.
-Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"If
your Boss Is Really So Stupid, How Did He Know To Hire
You?"
-Sarath Batugedera
• • •
Men do not get
in each other's faces, because after a few minutes,
someone's ass is whipped and the conversation comes to
completion.
How does man silence woman?
- The Man
• • •
"If
You Want To Be In The Picture You'd Better Get On This Side
Of The Table"
@ The Last Supper
• • •
"The Main
Thing Is To Keep The Main Thing, The Main Thing..."
-Stewert Glickman's Office
• • •
"Once You
Tell GOD Where You Want To Go, You Can Head In That
Direction.
GOD Will Either Pave Your Way, Or Send You Back, As He Sees
Fit."
- Sarath Batugedera
• • •
"Know who you are before they have to tell you."
Wolof (Senegal) proverb
• • •
"Those who trade
their swords for plows, will plow for those with swords"
• • •
"Never Let The Size Of Your Memories Exceed The
Size Of Your Dreams"
-Bill Clinton
• • •
"I don't pay prostitutes for sex. I
pay them to go home"
-Clark Gable
• • •
"Having The Courage Of
Your Convictions Means Nothing If Your Idea Is
Stupid…"
• • •
"A
Monkey In A Business Suit Is Still A Monkey."
• • •
"If you keep
doin` what you`re doin`, You`ll keep gettin` what you`re
gettin`"
--MOMS MABLEY
• • •
Why?
A woman marries a caveman, hoping he will change - and he doesn't.
A man marries a beauty
queen, hoping she will not change - and she does.
• • •
Time is that
which keeps everything from happening at once.
• • •
You can't turn your plane, at Mach2
• • •
"Don't
let niggahs tell you how to act black...."
• • •
"Get
all you can, while you can…"
- The Man
• • •
If Your Broker Is So
Smart, Why Does He Have To Work Everyday?
• • •
If GOD had
wanted there to be a successful WNBA, he would have made the
stars tall and cute.
• • •
"Money
is just paper, but you can't wipe your ass without
some."
• • •
Only in death can one ever realize
TRUTH.
Reciprocally
Should one come upon TRUTH, in life,
He would surely allow himself to dissipate and pass away.
As having TRUTH would remove any further need to live.
- Anonymous
"Don't play yourself. You know what
the truth is, say that."
-
Sarath Batugedera
• • •
• • •
Excerpts from the book,
"Mastering The Masterful Art Of The Mastery Of Life"
By Sarath Batugedera