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Charles Jackson Comedian

Men Really Are From Mars

"A wise man once told his son, that if you should ever get to the point that you can truly understand a woman, then you have probably become one."
 
     There remains a bit of confusion in the minds of a lot of folks about the differences between men and women. You will constantly hear people describe the "kind of woman" or the "kind of man". Therein lies the first mistake - in thinking that there is more than one kind of woman or man. Granted, there may be different physical types - tall, short, black, white etc. But just underneath the skin, you will find that there only exists two separate creatures to choose from.
     You have to choose your words wisely, and beware of semantics. Consult a dictionary for the proper definition of a woman and you get.
An adult female human. Likewise the same book will define a man as: An adult male human.  Not much wiggle room in either definition - right? Perhaps if we dig a little deeper semantically, and seek the definition for lady, we would get a much narrower explication.
     LADY: (n) 1. A well mannered and considerate woman with specific, high standards of behavior.
     That's pretty clear. That's the definition that best describes the girl that you want to take home to Mommy. That's the girl that you want caring for, and kissing your red-faced infant children. If ever you are able to literally describe a woman as a bitch, or a whore, and the adjective actually fits the noun, then drop the noun from the sentence. The noun will not be necessary to describe the woman that you have in front of you.
     To be politically correct, you will expect to see the reciprocal definition for gentleman.
     GENTLEMAN: (n) 1. A well mannered and considerate man of high standards of proper behavior.

     That's pretty clear as well. It describes a woman, or at least a man that is indistinguishable from a girl. He makes a good school teacher, waiter, or bus driver, but this is not the man that goes home to meet Daddy. He can of course play that role for three or four hours (10 hours if your Daddy has a nice house boat), but any man that can fit this description, long term, will never manage to hold his place as MAN. Don't play yourself, sooner or later, the woman will forget that she is a lady, and seek out the real thing.
     A woman goes out looking for a caveman, telling herself that he will change - but he does not, and if he does, she will have to find another one.  A man sets out to find a beauty queen, hoping that she will not change, but she will, and when she does, he starts looking for another one.
          So that's it. Nobody can say more. There are various gradations of people, but they are either one or the other - man or woman. Anything that fails to adhere to the polarities is not what you want, but is probably what you'll get.

 

 


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