| We’re in the middle of major debate,
concerning airline security. We’re trying to use
X-Ray machines, metal detectors, contraband sniffing
dogs, and all kind of intrusive security methods, but
people are still getting onto planes with dangerous
stuff. They’re hiding stuff in their bags, their
pockets, their shoes, and try as we might, we can’t
catch it all But. I have a solution that will remove
the questions and the doubt. Nudity. If everybody
boards the plane butt naked, there would be little
chance for the introduction of clandestine weaponry
into the skies. And who knows. Perhaps the nudity
will soften some of our hearts, or at least keep us
all laughing too much to hate each other.
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